Cupcake!

Amazed at how seriously some people obviously take expressions such as muffin top. I mean, how silly is it, really? Despite this, the almighty Wikipedia states that "This article is about the wardrobe malfunction" and one of the picture captions say "The source of the analogy. Note how the part of the muffin above the base spills over, creating a soffit-like structure."

I am obviously very busy doing important things today.

(If muffin top can be a word, so should googling, right?)