doa

Most likely alive on arrival. Not sure people get it. Maybe I don't, either. DOA can mean anything from Dead on Arrival and Department of Agriculture, to Dogbert Outplacement Agency (the last one being my favorite so far, Dilbert ftw). However, I am very much still alive, and hope to remain that way for a considerable amount of time. Any possible interpretation depends on what you mean by arrival, too, no doubt. Graduation? Think that was the point to begin with, but I've grown rather fond of it, so it may have to go beyond that. What are we all striving for, anyway? Success? Happiness? Long life? World peace? Anyone who thinks that they will ever be ultimately finished with anything might want to think again... so the whole concept of arrival might be moot anyway. Uh, where was I..?

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in
a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

Going haywire with the quotes.